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Intruder

Why are you here? Are you looking for something? Did you not see the sign outside, ‘strangers not welcome’? Who are you? We don’t have anything to offer you! Wait, wait wait. Please don’t We’re sorry. Take everything, Oh no no no no! Not her! Take me… Please…  Help! Somebody! Heeeellllllppppppp….

Dinner

Everything seemed to be going well, in fact, I was sure nothing could go wrong. The table was set, and the chairs were the correct number. The entrees were ready to make their appearance on command. Then it hit me. I forgot to send out invites. There was dinner for seven. S-e-v-e-n. But how could I be so careless not to invite six people? I knew at least six people; well, only a couple of close friends. But you get the drift?  All I had to do was pick up the phone or drop a message. ‘Hey come over, I’ve got food! Alcohol? Maybe… I guess… I need to check on that!’ Few calls and lots of unread messages later. One of them got back to me. She said she’ll be there and maybe bring in a friend (?) with her. No need to worry about the drinks, she might have a spare wine. In all this mess, I realized another thing. I wasn’t dressed at all.  I rushed to my room, washed my face, and put on a nice shirt and jeans. There. Done. I did one last check in the kitchen. The food was all there. T...